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A man who is attracted by your mental appearance loves you more than a man who is attracted by your physical appearance.
A man who lives in a glass house should change in basement.
A man who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones.
A man with a watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.
A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife!
A man who throws dirt loses ground.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
America is a land where citizens vote for Democrats but hope to live like Republicans.
America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem.
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts
he thrusts his fists against the posts
and still insists he sees the ghosts.
(and now speak it out loud)
"Am I indecisive?" Can I get back to you on that?
A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one's life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself.
Louis L'Amour
A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart.
Zig Ziglar
A more expensive tennis racket will not make you a better player.
A mother holds her children hands for a while, their hearts forever.
A mother was asked: "Do you do any literary work?"
"Yes," she replied, "I am writing two books."
"What are their titles?"
" 'John' and 'Mary,' " she answered. "My business is to write upon the minds and hearts of my children the lessons they will never forget."
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
