Sex Quotes
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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Robert Byrne
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
William B. Yeats
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Unknown
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
Unknown
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Jay Leno
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Swami X
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp
It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.
Elizabeth Taylor
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
Unknown
A dirty book is rarely dusty.
Unknown
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.
Marlene Dietrich
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
Unknown
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
Butch Hancock
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
Don Schrader
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
William H. Masters
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
Erica Jong
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
Mark Twain
What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.
Henry Fielding
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Bette Davis
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
Robert Herrick
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.
Susan Sontag
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Elton John
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Billy Joel
The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.
William Osler
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
Truman Capote
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
Woody Allen
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
Louise Sammons
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
Andy Rooney
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Unknown
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Groucho Marx
Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West
Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
John Donne
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! George Bernard Shaw
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
John Waters
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
Isabel Allende
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ~Woody Allen
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.
David Lodge
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
Thomas Szasz
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Lily Tomlin
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.
Brendan Francis
The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species.
Leonardo da Vinci
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.
Mignon McLaughlin
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating.
Marvin Dunnette
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
Marge Piercy
Sudden acquaintance brings repentance.
Thomas Fuller
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
Unknown
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
Unknown
Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
Harold Robbins
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
Mignon McLaughlin
Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about.
Beverly Mickins
Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.
Clare Booth Luce
A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.
J.G. Ballard
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
W. Somerset Maugham
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. John Barrymore
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
Chinese Proverb
Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley
Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.
Unknown
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. Unknown
Out upon it, I have lov'd
Three whole days together;
And am like to love three more,
If it prove fair weather.
John Suckling
