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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.
Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
Dave Barry
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
Dave Barry
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
Dave Barry
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
B. F. Skinner
The biggest problem is not to let people accept new ideas, but to let them forget the old ones.
John Maynard Keynes
The greatest problem in the world today is intolerance. Everyone is so intolerant of each other.
Princess Diana
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
Jimmy Buffett
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
Dennis Miller
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
Dennis Miller
Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach.
Earl Nightingale
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
The biggest problem was the politicians knew nothing about fighting a war.
R. Lee Ermey
I go the VA Hospital when I have a problem and the doctor jumps on me.
R. Lee Ermey
Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve.
Erich Fromm
Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.
Erich Fromm
In the nineteenth century the problem was that God is dead. In the twentieth century the problem is that man is dead.
Erich Fromm
It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
