Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Mark Twain
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
Mark Twain
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain
Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.
Mark Twain
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
Mark Twain
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Mark Twain
Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
Mark Twain
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
Mark Twain
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
Mark Twain
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Mark Twain
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Mark Twain
Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.
Mark Twain
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Mark Twain
Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
Mark Twain
My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Mark Twain
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
Mark Twain
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain
