Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain
Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
Mark Twain
Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.
Mark Twain
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
Mark Twain
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Mark Twain
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Mark Twain
