The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
Mark Twain
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Mark Twain
The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word.
Mark Twain
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Mark Twain
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
Mark Twain
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
Mark Twain
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Mark Twain
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
Mark Twain
The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
Mark Twain
The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
Mark Twain
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain
The Public is merely a multiplied "me."
Mark Twain
The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
Mark Twain
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Mark Twain
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
Mark Twain
